[sotp - June 2015]

[souncanadian]

State of the Nikki: Work is insane. It's coming down to the end of the fiscal year and that's always the absolute worst time of year. It's just SO BUSY. And that's without the surprise stacks of paperwork dating back to JANUARY 2013. I'm looking forward to July, when I assume I'll be able to breathe again.

And now for the important people!


KEVIN PRICE
Is Mormon?

I don't know. Still in a holding pattern with this one. I did nothing with him last month. Like, literally nothing. He just wants to mope in a corner and I let him. When someone's had a whole book shoved up their butt you just feel bad about pressuring them into things they'd rather not do. So he's in his corner.

He still needs a dog. But not just any dog. An ~All American Prophet Dog.



HEDWIG
MY LOOOOOVE. It hasn't been linked, but she finally got her item (her trailer from Kansas) and told Danny about how she got to America/her botched operation. It's not something she's typically reluctant to share because, hi, the name of her band and an entire song about it. She was afraid about Danny finding out, though, just because of things he's said or how he's reacted to stuff in the past. She assumed he'd react badly, but he didn't and they're still FBFs apparently. Whatever that means. It's a lot of weight off her shoulders and she just hopes they can get back to how things were pre Ash Wednesday, when everything really started going to shit.

She wouldn't have kept all that much from the trailer, just the one shelf-o-Hansel she had and possibly the art piece that hung above the couch. Everything else, trailer included, is gone. Sold/pawned/given away/whatever, just gone.

Age switch still at some point. Not too soon, though. And she still needs a cat! Definitely cat before age switch. BABY HANSEL AND A KITTY.



ASHER TALOS
In a corner with Kevin, but not too close 'cause he's allergic. Unlike Kevin, though, this is pretty typical Asher behavior. He's happiest left alone.

He confronted Ray about being an ass and basically told him to get his shit together early last month. He's so empathetic and super supportive. Ray's lucky to have him.



BRYAN COLLINS
You know when you first get a pup and you're like OMG LOOK AT YOU ALL NEW AND SHINY AND YOUR HAIR IS AMAZING. And then you realize you actually have to write words for said pup now and you're just like que? That's me with Bryan and I have no idea why other than brains are stupid. In particular I worry that he sounds too much like Hedwig... but he doesn't. Like, at all. I can go back and read a tag a few days later and be completely fine with it but in the moment while I'm writing it it's just wrong. idk. Whatever. New pup insecurities. I'm dumb and brains are dumb but Bryan is not dumb and I LOVE HIM to bits.

OKAY. So. He is not adjusting to the city well. Nope. I knew he wouldn't, but underestimated how bad it would be and I'm realizing it now in his current thread with David. The idea of being apart from David gives him so much anxiety and that's something he has very little experience with. He's afraid David is going to get badly hurt at his bike courier job or vanish and it'll just be him and Sawyer and he can't even begin to process how that would work. Sawyer's probably the only reason he hasn't had a complete breakdown.

I need to get him out! Otherwise he'll eat all his feelings and there won't be any food left in the apartment.

All his worries and woes aside, though, he is SO EXCITED for Father's Day in a few weeks. He already has his gift to David all planned. It's adorable and cheap and he's pretty sure his Jewish baby daddy will appreciate both.

At some point down the line, when things are settled, BRYAN IS GETTING HARVEY MILKBONE. Because LOOK:



And then Bryan will forgive the city for making him live without heated toilet seats and only one kind of cinnamon in his pantry. FU RYAN MURPHY.


THE FUTURE
Billy/Dr. Horrible (Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog) - Elijah Krantz (Girls) - Deadpool (Marvel) - William Shakespeare (Something Rotten!)

I'm reeeeally not looking to app for a while because I want to focus on Bryan and his adjustment to his new surroundings instead of just glazing over it while someone new settles in. I don't think I'd app Wade before the movie, even if he's not taken from film canon. I have an exit point in mind for Elijah from this past season, but I'd probably wait till the next one starts up to see where he's at and if he's gotten his life together at all. Which leaves Billy and The mother friggin Bard. One might be just slightly edging out the other. I mean:


It's sexy but it's hard!

Tell us more, Will. Tell us more.

You're welcome.

But, really, we'll see how the next few test drives go.

Comments

[gaynecologist]

This is the first post you've made in your journal since you saw The Book of Mormon. The FIRST time.

[latterdaysaint]

I know! And I told you your life would be changed :D

Did I lie doe?

[cazzasaurus]

MORMONS DON'T LIE. So I can only assume that extends to you as well because you were right.

Kevin needs to get laid. Then he needs a bunkbed with Arnold with superhero duvet covers.

Hedwig has no dick :( I love their trailer thread. Danny'll be walking away from there with a new-found respect for his FBF and definitely feels like the huge wall that's been building up between them has come down a bit. Hopefully low enough for him to see over now XD

Asher is a dick.

BRYAN IS SO SPECIAL. I could rave about him to you all day. I don't hear any cross-over between him and Hedwig in terms of voice or speech content? I don't read his tags in a German accent though XD I was MAJORLY worried about playing David because I picked him up relatively quickly and with little writing practice but I hear Bryan really clearly and that helps so much when I'm putting his tags together. I have a lot of new pup angst too though. Which has only grown now you've reminded me that it's Father's Day soon and I play a THOUGHTFUL pup. In the words of David at their aborted wedding, what am I supposed to do?! Thinking cap: activated

[souncanadian]

No sex for Kevin until he's married! And Arnold is not living with him when he is :E Unless the dog is somehow named Arnold.

Hhhhhaaaannyyyy! <3 Know what Pocket Person could use to see over the wall? A crate :D

Asher's not a dick he is just too old for this shit. All of it. Ray's a dick.

tbh, all David has to do is slap a bow on Sawyer's head a present that to Bryan. The little dollop of him made baby Sawybean. That's enough. David's crafty, though! He made that little car for Bryan before the Boy Scouts ripped his heart out.

[cazzasaurus]

Kevin can't get married and abandon Arnold again :|

Looool. I had a dream that Hanny were doing karaoke together (I was Danny \o/ I never get to be my pups!) and the song they were singing was this

Duh. Asher knew that when he not!married him. Ray wants to EP with the twins in a barbers.

I have faith in him. Speak to me, Davey.

[souncanadian]

He signed up for TWO YEARS. Not a lifetime. Sorry, he's still a douche at this point, Arnold :T

...were they completely trashed again? Who picked the song? XD

Remember when Ray cut vamp!Asher's hair just to see if it would grow back? Pepperidge Farm remembers :|

Daddy Davey's thinking cap:

[cazzasaurus]

They're weren't! There was alcohol but neither were drunk. Hedwig's song choice and I/Danny recognised it straight away. I feel like I/Danny thought it was a Springsteen song?

Yesssssssssss. Will vamp!Asher allow darrow!Asher to let Ray take them to the barbers himself? I cannot guarantee excellent haircuts for both children.

BEST THINKING CAP. How is he so cute like that?! Nerd.

[souncanadian]

Did you punch yourself in the face? If Danny punched a guy for quoting Top Gun wrong then it's only right that he punched you/himself in the face for thinking that.

If Ray knows where a barber shop is? When has he had the need for one? :|

BECAUSE HE'S PERFECT.

[gaynecologist]

Your icon, sir.

[souncanadian]

Of David being perfect? Yeah, deal with it.

[gaynecologist]

David Perfect Bartholomew Perfect Sawyer. What a catch.

[kaitmaree]

Billy and Kimmy were fun!

I realllllly want to thread Bryan and Mindy now that I have my shit together a little better. Hopefully having new friends and puppies will help him settle in a little more, POOR THING.

[souncanadian]

They were AMAZING.

I'll def be tagging Bry into the flash mod gathering (because duh) when I get a chance if you want to tag him there :D

[kaitmaree]

I'M GLAD YOU THINK SO. I always have the most fun with yours in the TD.

I will tag him there, then, for sure. :D

[campraeden]

I miss our Malia and Kevin threads so much ;~; I've tried really hard not to be pestersome or pushy about getting them to thread more. I don't want you to feel like I've been trying to shove them together, I just enjoy their interactions so much? But I haven't wanted to . . . idk, make you sick of them/her/me XD

That having been said, if you ever want to thread more, I'm definitely open for it :3

[souncanadian]

You suffer from dumb brain, too. I mean that in the nicest way possible?

I LOVE Malia and Kevin and it's always okay to pester me! Caz does it all the time and, yeah, I tell her to fuck off 96% of the time but the other 4% of the time she actually gets a thread out of me. (I promise that's not true. Don't be scurred.)

idk how or why, but I think Malia and Asher should meet at some point. He's the kind of person who really appreciated honesty and things not being sugarcoated and Malia is exactly that. He has fangs and they're noticeable so she wouldn't have to dance around the werecoyote stuff. He's a weirdo, too!

[campraeden]

I'm glad to know it's just dumb brain :3 (It's been a problem, honestly)

IN THAT CASE we should do a thread soon. Sooooon. So soon.

I've got tons of crap going on IRL so I've slowed down a lot, but I still try to keep up, and I'm always up for a speedthread if we can swing one sometime.