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[souncanadian]

THERE'S A PIGEON IN MY HOOOOOOUSE. HOW'D IT GET IN?! WHAT DO I DO?! OMFGGGGG IS THIS REAL LIFE?!

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[cazzasaurus.livejournal.com]

YOU HAVE CATS. DO THE MATH XD

[souncanadian.livejournal.com]

OMG NO! I want to get it back outside but I can hear it flapping around and I don't want it to slap me in the head when I open the door keeping it downstairs! XD

[cazzasaurus.livejournal.com]

Nikki Almighty, is dat you?

[cazzasaurus.livejournal.com]

Also, save the feathers and make me a dream catcher!

[butterflysteve.livejournal.com]

Pigeon feathers are riddled with disease. Riddled I say.

[cazzasaurus.livejournal.com]

I'll Febreze them?

[butterflysteve.livejournal.com]

close a dooor to the room its in, leave a window open? it'll fly out? i mean, thats what we did at work. it did shit over a whole load of stuff though.

[souncanadian.livejournal.com]

it's in the basement and the three windows down there don't even open o_O IT'S A SHADOWCAT PIGEON, PHASING THROUGH SHIT. OH GOD. PHASE BACK OUTSIDE >_<*

[cazzasaurus.livejournal.com]

Dress up in the worst clothes ever and mess up your hair, then go downstairs and pretend to be a scarecrow?

Or read this? XD

[mousewings.livejournal.com]

O_O Just like in Modern Family!!! I really hope the pigeon got out and neither of you were hurt. Yep, I'm a bird lover.